Enter SILVIUS and PHEBE.
SILVIUS
1 Sweet Phebe, do not scorn me; do not, Phebe;
2 Say that you love me not, but say not so
3 In bitterness. The common executioner,
4 Whose heart the accustom'd sight of death makes hard,
5 Falls not the axe upon the humbled neck
6 But first begs pardon: will you sterner be
7 Than he that dies and lives by bloody drops?
Enter ROSALIND, CELIA, and CORIN, behind.
PHEBE
8 I would not be thy executioner:
9 I fly thee, for I would not injure thee.
10 Thou tell'st me there is murder in mine eye:
11 'Tis pretty, sure, and very probable,
12 That eyes, that are the frail'st and softest things,
13 Who shut their coward gates on atomies,
14 Should be call'd tyrants, butchers, murderers!
15 Now I do frown on thee with all my heart;
16 And if mine eyes can wound, now let them kill thee:
17 Now counterfeit to swoon; why now fall down;
18 Or if thou canst not, O, for shame, for shame,
19 Lie not, to say mine eyes are murderers!
20 Now show the wound mine eye hath made in thee:
21 Scratch thee but with a pin, and there remains
22 Some scar of it; lean but upon a rush,
23 The cicatrice and capable impressure
24 Thy palm some moment keeps; but now mine eyes,
25 Which I have darted at thee, hurt thee not,
26 Nor, I am sure, there is no force in eyes
27 That can do hurt.
SILVIUS
27 O dear Phebe,
28 If ever,as that ever may be near,
29 You meet in some fresh cheek the power of fancy,
30 Then shall you know the wounds invisible
31 That love's keen arrows make.
PHEBE
31 But till that time
32 Come not thou near me: and when that time comes,
33 Afflict me with thy mocks, pity me not;
34 As till that time I shall not pity thee.
ROSALIND [Coming forward.]
35 And why, I pray you? Who might be your mother,
36 That you insult, exult, and all at once,
37 Over the wretched? What though you have no beauty,
38 As, by my faith, I see no more in you
39 Than without candle may go dark to bed
40 Must you be therefore proud and pitiless?
41 Why, what means this? Why do you look on me?
42 I see no more in you than in the ordinary
43 Of nature's sale-work. 'Od's my little life,
44 I think she means to tangle my eyes too!
45 No, faith, proud mistress, hope not after it:
46 'Tis not your inky brows, your black silk hair,
47 Your bugle eyeballs, nor your cheek of cream,
48 That can entame my spirits to your worship.
49 You foolish shepherd, wherefore do you follow her,
50 Like foggy south puffing with wind and rain?
51 You are a thousand times a properer man
52 Than she a woman: 'tis such fools as you
53 That makes the world full of ill-favour'd children:
54 'Tis not her glass, but you, that flatters her;
55 And out of you she sees herself more proper
56 Than any of her lineaments can show her.
57 But, mistress, know yourself: down on your knees,
58 And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's love:
59 For I must tell you friendly in your ear,
60 Sell when you can: you are not for all markets:
61 Cry the man mercy; love him; take his offer:
62 Foul is most foul, being foul to be a scoffer.
63 So take her to thee, shepherd: fare you well.
PHEBE
64 Sweet youth, I pray you, chide a year together:
65 I had rather hear you chide than this man woo.
ROSALIND
66 [To Phebe.] He's fallen in love with your foulness,
67 [To Silvius.] and she'll fall in love with my anger.
68 If it be so, as fast as she answers thee with frowning
69 looks, I'll sauce her with bitter words.
[To Phebe.] Why
70 look you so upon me?
PHEBE
71 For no ill will I bear you.
ROSALIND
72 I pray you, do not fall in love with me,
73 For I am falser than vows made in wine:
74 Besides, I like you not. If you will know my house,
75 'Tis at the tuft of olives here hard by.
76 Will you go, sister? Shepherd, ply her hard.
77 Come, sister. Shepherdess, look on him better,
78 And be not proud: though all the world could see,
79 None could be so abused in sight as he.
80 Come, to our flock.
Exeunt ROSALIND, CELIA and CORIN.
PHEBE
81 Dead Shepherd, now I find thy saw of might,
82 'Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?'
SILVIUS
83 Sweet Phebe,
PHEBE
83 Ha, what say'st thou, Silvius?
SILVIUS
84 Sweet Phebe, pity me.
PHEBE
85 Why, I am sorry for thee, gentle Silvius.
SILVIUS
86 Wherever sorrow is, relief would be:
87 If you do sorrow at my grief in love,
88 By giving love your sorrow and my grief
89 Were both extermined.
PHEBE
90 Thou hast my love: is not that neighbourly?
SILVIUS
91 I would have you.
PHEBE
91 Why, that were covetousness.
92 Silvius, the time was that I hated thee,
93 And yet it is not that I bear thee love;
94 But since that thou canst talk of love so well,
95 Thy company, which erst was irksome to me,
96 I will endure, and I'll employ thee too:
97 But do not look for further recompense
98 Than thine own gladness that thou art employ'd.
SILVIUS
99 So holy and so perfect is my love,
100 And I in such a poverty of grace,
101 That I shall think it a most plenteous crop
102 To glean the broken ears after the man
103 That the main harvest reaps: loose now and then
104 A scatter'd smile, and that I'll live upon.
PHEBE
105 Know'st now the youth that spoke to me erewhile?
SILVIUS
106 Not very well, but I have met him oft;
107 And he hath bought the cottage and the bounds
108 That the old carlot once was master of.
PHEBE
109 Think not I love him, though I ask for him:
110 'Tis but a peevish boy; yet he talks well;
111 But what care I for words? yet words do well
112 When he that speaks them pleases those that hear.
113 It is a pretty youth: not very pretty:
114 But, sure, he's proud, and yet his pride becomes him:
115 He'll make a proper man: the best thing in him
116 Is his complexion; and faster than his tongue
117 Did make offence his eye did heal it up.
118 He is not very tall; yet for his years he's tall:
119 His leg is but so so; and yet 'tis well:
120 There was a pretty redness in his lip,
121 A little riper and more lusty red
122 Than that mix'd in his cheek; 'twas just the difference
123 Between the constant red and mingled damask.
124 There be some women, Silvius, had they mark'd him
125 In parcels as I did, would have gone near
126 To fall in love with him; but, for my part,
127 I love him not nor hate him not; and yet
128 I have more cause to hate him than to love him:
129 For what had he to do to chide at me?
130 He said mine eyes were black and my hair black:
131 And, now I am remember'd, scorn'd at me:
132 I marvel why I answer'd not again:
133 But that's all one; omittance is no quittance.
134 I'll write to him a very taunting letter,
135 And thou shalt bear it: wilt thou, Silvius?
SILVIUS
136 Phebe, with all my heart.
PHEBE
136 I'll write it straight;
137 The matter's in my head and in my heart:
138 I will be bitter with him and passing short.
139 Go with me, Silvius.
Exeunt.